January 2010
“There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned...”
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How I Met Your Mother 1.10 - The Pineapple...
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Ted: [takes first shot] Let me tell you something about this brain, okay? [takes second shot] Ted: Pure alcohol cannot stop this brain. [takes third shot] Ted: This brain, dear mortals, is no ordinary brain. [takes fourth shot] Ted: This is a superbrain. [takes fifth shot] Ted: This brain is unstoppable. This brain… Older Ted: And that’s all I remember.
“Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.”
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“Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren’t before his...”
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Gabe Bondoc “Dictionary (Preview)”...
“Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was...”
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