January 2011
I was put here, on this Earth, for three reasons.
To serve God.
To live life with happiness and love.
To be your man.
I intend to keep to them.
The best shirt designs of all time →
fuckyeahsexyasians:
that no one will wear in public…
The 9 Ways Guys Pee
kiddrewbot:
bradley23:
i qualify in every category. i use #2 tactic usually at night to not wake up my roommates. which leads to #9.:p
Hahaha, all of the above. x3
Its late now, and I just wanted to shoutout to my...
Wake up well dear, and if you read this, I just want you to know that you have to ease up on me and this rusty old heart of mine, otherwise I might fall head over heels for you…
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We’re so arrogant, aren’t we? So afraid of age, we do everything we can to...
– Daniel, P.S. I Love You (2007) (via meamidd)
A true privilege if there ever was one.
How to Keep Your Girlfriend Happy →
dyannclaire:
inspiredbyhim:
imakidatheart:
How to Keep Your Girlfriend Happy
Maintain. If you did a bunch of cute things with her before, try & keep it up. You don’t have to go all out everyday for her, but don’t stop completely just because you got her already.
“Ladies first.” No. That rule doesn’t apply to communication. Don’t wait for her call, text, IM, why don’t you try ...
Oh wooow, I was only meant to be on here for like...
Curse you tumblr.
When you see someone you used to talk to...
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and...
– Abraham Lincoln (via kari-shma)
c a l v i n .: Yeah so to all the people who... →
kawaiimermaid:
herrodeneth:
deejaiification:
ekm01:
oldskoollove:
FUNNIEST POST OF 2011
ayyyelaamea:
letsdancedouchebag-:
tiredofthisshit:
myvelveteenrabbit:
janinanicole:
I’m
Pretty
Sure
Wait….No
I’m
100%
Sure
Ohhh… burnnns so much xD
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you are trying to listen to someone talking, and take a sip without looking at your straw, and either swirl your tongue around till you find the straw, or stab yourself with it.
All the time -.-“